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Programmers have uniforms? WTF?
this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2025
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Any job can have a uniform if your leadership has brain damage
Comment of the day.
I don't mind uniforms. At least I don't wear out my own clothes, the ones from work are free.
The majority of workplaces I've seen with uniforms require you to buy them. Maybe that's changed in the last 10 years or so, that would be nice.
This is fucked up.
Bertucci's made me buy stupid uncomfortable black shoes that I never used outside of work. For a minimum wage job.
I'm in Europe
And if they don't have brain damage, are they really corporate leadership material?
At my old job we had "uniforms" which meant: a polo with a logo on it.
I heard about dress codes before, even about enforcing them, but never about uniform requirements. Wild.
At my job, they give out company polos and t-shirts, but no requirement to wear them. We're just being asked to wear them if a client is coming or if there's an in-house exhibition.
As someone else wrote, I also prefer to wear out the gifted clothes rather than my own.
Same here, re: the first paragraph. I received two shirts and a (good quality) windbreaker. I've never heard anyone having to buy company uniforms, but I'm in Europe.
As an American, I think the only time I’ve ever paid for a company-branded clothing item was when one company offered us (completely optional) customized soccer jerseys in celebration of that year’s World Cup. They were actually pretty nice! But, I’ve never worked anywhere a uniform was mandatory.
Perhaps the biggest disappointment in losing my last job (besides the steady paycheck and the best health insurance plan I’d ever had) was that I’d only a couple months earlier collected enough corporate t-shirts to wear a different company-branded shirt each day of the week.
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My first job did, for some reason. It was just a polo, so it wasn't a big deal, but I did think it was weird since we never had customers or anything like that at the office 🤷♂️
We had $company-shirt day where we were encouraged to wear them, but no hard requirement.
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This was a helluva ride!
So... is the mustache not real???
It is real, they just bought it in a store
Does anyone know more about the request to add blockchain? (Last image)
A few years ago, "blockchain" was what "AI" is now. Everyone was adding blockchain to everything. It was the next big thing, we can't risk getting left behind, etc.
And it was a fundamentally bad system from the get go for 99.9% of the systems it was applied to, just like AI.
AI, btw, was just the thing that made people finally forget about blockchain technology, but as per usual, its worse than its predecessor.
IT has this innate need to have these corporate buzzword cycles that lat about 1-3 years, where all IT companies must jump in this bandwagon for fear of being left behind, and each cycle is just pure uncut unadulterated shit, and each cycle, the shit smells worse.
It's not even IT itself. I vaguely remember some fruit juice company changing its name from "fruit juice" to "fruit juice blockchain" or something, and doing nothing else, and it's stock price jumping by 3x. The stock market somehow got into its head that tech companies play by fundamentally different rules than normal, are worth inherently more, never have to make profit or even a product, and will someday all be money printing monopolies.
It was the Long Island Ice Tea Corp., which changed its name to Long Blockchain Corp.
https://www.ft.com/content/2ef64f85-18b4-3538-b67e-7fe8ccc4e5e5
Edit: Or the SkyPeople Fruit Juice company. https://www.inquisitr.com/two-months-later-whats-happening-in-companies-with-blockchain-name-changes
Some algorithm probably triggering on keywords there. Interesting if one could figure them out and game the system by naming a company after whatever emerging tech buzzword hasn't reached saturation yet
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Simply add a sprinkle of blockchain on top of your inherently centralized hierarchy. Voila! It's decentralized!
I don't remember how Xitter works, but how were there no comments interrupting during the approximately 7 hours of posting updates?
Used to be, back before the enshittification, that you could view a thread of just your own tweets and not see a thousand nazis and bots. That was back in the days when a profile had its tweets in chronologist order instead of bullshit nonsense
Used to be, back before the enshittification, that you could view a thread of just your own tweets and not see a thousand nazis and bots. That was back in the days when a profile had its tweets in chronological order instead of bullshit nonsense
Used to be, back before the enshittification, that you could view a thread of just your own tweets and not see a thousand nazis and bots. That was back in the days when a profile had its tweets in chronological order instead of bullshit nonsense
Used to be, back before the enshittification, that you could view a thread of just your own tweets and not see a thousand nazis and bots. That was back in the days when a profile had its tweets in chronological order instead of bullshit nonsense
This is tumblr, not sitter. You can simply reblog your own post and bypass any comments made halfway through.
It's mostly just screenshots of twitter though
In my defence, I was still waking up.
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The odds are low but I have the opportunity to MAYBE do the funniest thing ever.
I work in the TV industry. Often enough with video switchers that I had a random overseas person contact me about scheduling a 20 minute interview on my opinion of Software Video Switchers. It’s scheduled for Friday.
I have ZERO to lose here. I’m gonna drone on about Blockchain.
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Wait, how did the interview go?
There's 3 images of comments chronicling the whole process.
My app showed only the first it seems, gonna check on my pc
Edit: worth it
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This should be a (short) movie.
This is gold and the content we need more of in this community!
2021
"They asked me to put on a face mask" kind of gives it away.
No need to guess either, the date is written on the interview confirmation picture
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Riveting!
You mad man. Well done.
This is glorious.
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