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My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It's funny, their grades have gotten worse.
I only code with cocaine now, it's so much faster.
I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.
...wait.
Serious question: is ChatGPT worse at ending stories than Stephen King?
It's important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine
There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.
generative cocaine 😂
All the big companies in the Silicon Valley are investing hugely into cocaine.
Lol, reminds me of the good old "cloud to butt" browser extension from way back when cloud was the new shit everyone pushed.
I was going to say almost the same thing.
When that plug-in came out, I installed it on a rarely used laptop then immediately forgot about it and didn't use the laptop for a while.
Then I pulled out the laptop to research electric cars. For a long time I thought "atomic cat" was just some weird slang for electric cars, since it showed up everywhere.
Wow, I completely forgot about that hype train!
I've been saying ai is the new cloud buzzword corporate bullshit since the media has been paid off to report endlessly on it. Luckily it wont last.
"Cocaine chatbot urges man to commit suicide."
Parents aware their son is depressed yet leave a loaded gun freely accessible.
« My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »
That's how they get ya.
teenagers are getting companies started using cocaine, while 40 year olds are just using it for fun
Middle aged folks are using cocaine for emails and productivity, teenagers are using it as a life coach.
"It's arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you're using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts."
My feed is now full of cocaine slop.
coc(AI)ne
Pfft, kids these days can't do anything without cocaine.
Oh my good, I should've used cocaine sooner!!! It's so amazing!!!!
"Students are increasingly using cocaine to do their homework."
"I'm a vibe coder, which just means i use cocaine to write the code for me"
Careful, this might get picked up as training data.
Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.
I "laid off" all my staff to get cocaine!
Cocaine sure is getting lots of people laid (off)
"I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It's not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper"
It... may not cover every scenario.
"I refuse to watch that one Argentinian TV show that has a shot made with some cocaine". Better, but bit harsh. Maybe there's some value to it.
"Cocaine is fairly practical to tell me things I can verify at a glance, but I wouldn't trust everything it says". See, that one works worse that the real one.
"I was trying to write a letter to my mother in law but it kept on coming out too angry, so I used a little cocaine to try to tone it down a little."
Hmmm.
“I asked cocaine to make me a birthday card for my nephew. It’s not as polished as the one I bought in the shop, but the cocaine one was a lot cheaper”
That's pretty cheap cocaine. Are we sure it was cocaine?
It's not general cocaine, but it approximates the behavior of one for some applications. People are still worried about how many resources are going to making this cocaine now, though.
This all starting to sound like amphetamines, the cheaper version of cocaine.
Can I just replace AI with cocaine?
I think what this exercise demonstrates is that it's entirely feasible, given that you can afford the ~~tokens~~ ~~tokes~~ no that's weed uhh shit let me ask what the drugs think
Just call post=$(sed -e 's/ai/cocaine/g' <<< "$post") in a loop
That sounds pcocainenful.
"I'm a vibe coder, I use cocaine daily. All I have to do is come up with a prompt and let the cocaine do the rest. it's at the point now all my managers insist I use cocaine to meet deadlines."
I do microdose on coccocainene from time to time.
Flip the script.
If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, AI
If you want to get down, down on the ground, AI
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
AI
If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, AI
When your day is done, and you want to run, AI
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
AI
If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, AI
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, AI
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
AI
^ The lyrics were wrong, fixed 'em. They were AI results. How's that for irony?
(Yes, I replied to my own comment. For some reason I can no longer edit my own posts.)
I do AI, so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more AI
Yes I was alive in the '80s I remember.
It works surprisingly well, turning Snowflame, objectively the most singularly perfect villain ever to come from dc, into a techbro.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie..AI.
I wonder what Clapton will have to say about that.
I always wanted to do a Weird Al style parody to that song called Propane.
When you light up the grill, make sure your tank is filled. Propane.
Problem is that's all the song I've got, and nowadays you'd be obligated to make it a King of the Hill tribute.
CocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocCocERR
Using cocaine in vibe coding saves me hours of work!
They're gonna replace 50% of lawyers with cocaine in the next 6 months!
