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[–] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is a vital PSA thanks. Don't forget to pet their dog after you grab the wallet.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

Wow, that's kinda fucked up, you won't even give the dog a fair cut? Where's their steak? Their treat?

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I tried following my cat and all he lead me to was his food bowl.

[–] dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago

Free food bowl

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, “God is ~~crying~~ peeing.”

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Because of something you did."

'Being sexy',he said. I guess the. Catholic church (and also every other one) wasn't as corrupt as we thought?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I read a lot of these in that voice.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If a dog approaches you alone make it FOLLOW YOU and you'll have a free dog.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

THAT is the way!

[–] errer@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] trslim@pawb.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta make those human leather capes somehow.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

No, we would see the potential of beautiful leather.

Edit: and kidneys, if we're quick. Mwulybe a lung. A heart or putting them into the destructive brain upload machine to make cool robots, maybe. Plus meat. Use every part of the victim!

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 points 2 weeks ago

I found a gold necklace this week. But not like that. My daughter had lost it.