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[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't see no boyz on the board

[–] four@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 week ago

They're jumping from the next table over

[–] Malix@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Bah Dem boyz got no takt! Sho me sum Flashy Gitz!

[–] BaroqueInMind@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I feel like Le Chiffre would be playing as Aeldari using exclusively Harlequins. Because weeping blood is an emo vibe he would present. That, and he's an evil billionaire weapons trading warlord.

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

Tau on that kind of table…
Yeah no.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do not understand the game at all, but I'm interested if they would be a magical royal flush hand beating everyone at the table- type situation Bond would pull off in this game...

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The Orks would certainly think so.