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[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 54 points 2 weeks ago

"do you guys like my new avatar?" the guys:

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's the genius about my avatar, I can customise the insert while retaining it's iconic shape.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Pro File picture. I dunno who came up with that abbreviation.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

Awww honey.

I was about to make a joke about "amateur file picture", but while typing it I realised that sounds like porn images.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Zoomer Twitterbrain word for Avatar.

[–] AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Zoomer Twitterbrain word for Avatar.

Well, I am surprised they are that into retro gaming! But who can blame them, that is one handsome fella to play as

And the games were early trans representation!

(Just to ruin the joke: That is short for transportation, I know. But Ultima actually was pretty "woke" for its time, I guess.)

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Avatar at home:

[–] brezel@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

aaah of course. because it's 3 words: pro file picture. thanks!

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

yeah so I don't change my pfp like ever lol

In like 4 years I've had 2 pfps, one from when someone drew my (female) Minecraft skin and only changed it when my family got my socials to a drawing of a frog I saw on twitter (I was closeted at the time).

When I came out as trans I changed my pfp BACK to the one of my Minecraft skin and ~10 months later the friend who drew it over 4 YEARS ago finally logged back into the old ass Minecraft server discord and saw I still had it as my pfp.

great timing on this post lol

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My pfp used to be the same face but edited together from stock images in photoshop. At some point I drew out the face in gimp and started using that, and I don't think I'll ever change it

edit: here's the old and new pics:

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I had to change mine since the old pope died.

[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

Why does Spiderman have ketchup on his face?

Did they chain him up and force feed him hot dogs?

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 5 points 2 weeks ago

I had this one:

wich then I re-did and became this one:

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago

the secret is to make sure the general colour pattern is the same, like in my case as long as there's blue and yellow surrounded by brownish and a darker bit at the bottom, people will recognize it.

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Voyager for Android doesn't show them, so I have no idea what any of you look like anyway!

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I should probably figure mine out

I keep thinking im gonna delete this account tho...

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