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Trump puts up AI video of Obama being arrested by the FBI in the Oval Office (www.dailykos.com)

submitted 1 week ago by bytesonbike@discuss.online to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 339 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This dude is throwing everything to try to pretend he ain't a fucking pedophile in Epstein's list.

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 69 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

They're trying to insinuate that the accusations on them are of the same legitimacy of those they've been throwing at everyone for decades.

If their claims are rebuked as baseless, they'll call the claims against them baseless as well. If the claims against them are said to be substantiated, they'll point to their claims and suggest the same. It's the "tails I win, heads you lose" of a political scheme.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Yeah, but the people know. They know he was involved.

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[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 225 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Almost forgot about the Epstein case there for a moment, except I didn't.

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[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 153 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Will an AI make a video of him being innocent in the Epstein case, or is the technology still not that good?

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago

I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that

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[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 134 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Epstein’s best friend, convicted felon and adjudicated rapist Donald Trump, is a human trafficking child rapist.

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[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 107 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The pedophile in chief is just spraying videos hoping something distracts people

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 53 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

You mean the pedophile and convicted rapist, sexual assaulter , con man, incompetent businessman, fraudster, tax evader, and likely insurrectionist ?

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You forgot 34 time convicted felon

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[–] roofTophopper@lemmy.world 96 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Weak attempt to distract. Stay focused folks. EPSTEIN FILES, RELEASE THEM.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 23 points 1 week ago

Correct.

Do not get distracted folks. He's on a mission to make you forget about Epstein.

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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 95 points 1 week ago (2 children)

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 93 points 1 week ago (19 children)

Terry Crews' character in Idiocracy was non-satirically a better President at this point.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

Yea, at least he cared about the crops or something

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[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 77 points 1 week ago (17 children)

Just FYI. We in Europe are watching what you guys are up to and being super judgemental. Get your shit together.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Keep an eye on your own countries, you're not immune to right-wing populism.

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[–] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Just FYI, you in Europe should spend more time learning how not to freak out the moment you invite a relatively small amount of Muslim people of color to live among you as refugees and start pushing boats back into the sea to drown. We watch your society start to break apart the moment it drifts even a tiny bit away from white ethnostates. Hungary and Poland fell before the US.

Don't get me wrong, we're a flaming dumpster fire right now, but it gets very tired very quickly listening to you people look down your noses at the US like your shit doesn't stink as you teeter to and from the brink of far right parties taking power every 3 years on a platform of "no Muslims in Country X." You're not wrong, but glass houses my guy. You judge us, but the rest of the world judges us both.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

don't worry. this is like the fever stage of the virus.

we haven't even started the vomiting yet.

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Arrested for what? Not going to Epstein's island?

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Do you know what I do when I go to bed? I sleep. Almost instantly. I don't lay there and stress and worry about what I did. I don't worry about how I'm percieved. I just sleep.

You can see by his actions that trump is a deeply troubled, deeply insecure, deeply stressed man. And I use the word "man" in the loosest of definitions.

Everything he's doing, from the CBS cancelations, to blocking the commanders stadium deal, to whatever this ai video bullshit is, it all screams of a man grasping at straws, desprate to change the topic.

Me? I have no desperation. What'ya guys wanna talk about?

[–] notsure@fedia.io 32 points 1 week ago (4 children)

...thank you for not fucking kids...

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[–] Yetanotherpaolo@feddit.nl 53 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Isn’t this against the no deepfakes law the cunt has been pushing

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes and nothing will happen from it. News outlets squak. The cult laughs. The "libs" get angry. The government does nothing because even if they did this is a presidental action and he has immunity.

I can't believe how fucked everything is. I'm over it. I just want to survive with my family.

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[–] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Another low effort attempt to distract feom the fact that this guy is100% in the Epstein files. The AI slop mess is just so very on brand like the distasteful Trump Gaza nonsense

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jesus. What a shit show.

Y'all know there's some old ass country bumpkin watching this and jerking off to it.

[–] Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago

Yeah, while he was posting, apparently...

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago

pedophile president breaking his own law about posting bullshit online

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey USA.

What the fuck.

Sincerely,

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Rest of the fucking world

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (10 children)

I dunno. I just live here.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you inspired me to make an easy to use meme in this situation.

1000001783

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

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[–] lostbit@feddit.nl 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

jesus, The US is absolutely off rails. This is insane

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[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

Sorry Trump, you're still a pedophile.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 week ago

Just normal, presidential stuff.

[–] ef9357@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

Trump, stop your nonsense and release the Epstein files!

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago

So much power in the tiny pathetic hands of such a sad small petty weak-minded man. America projects weakness.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

President Felon is nothing more than an internet troll.

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[–] ShotDonkey@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, ...

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[–] notsure@fedia.io 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...how many times do i have to say this, don't fuck kids...

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[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 1 week ago

so he openly stated that he doesn't agree with the statement that "no one is above the law" in an attempt to distract the people from him raping children?

[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

🤔 wasnt there recently some anti-deepfake legislation passed?

[–] queueBenSis@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago

well i guess someone must be above the law then

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"no one is above the law" it says... While Trump is literally acting like he's above the law and the supreme court allows it.

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[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

yet more projection

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Can someone please make one of trump murdering Epstein??

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