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[–] fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And planets are fully developed marbles.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 11 points 1 week ago

They're still not fully-developed, it's marbles all the way up as depicted in this documentary from 1997

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes and a circular plate and a wheel look about the same.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So I ... Shouldn't be eating off of my tires? Do I have that right?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

No, your tires should eat and drink all the glass, nails etc

This message by Michelin will explain:

[–] new_guy@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Uhh put that nervous system back

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 1 week ago

"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!"

[–] snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

maybe it wouldn't be that nervous if they didn't take it out and display it naked in front of people

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago
[–] yesman@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

The idea that our nervous system is the true "us" that pilots an inanimate and disposable body is the same dualism concept as a "soul". Except it lacks the divinity of religion or the accuracy of biology; worst of both worlds. Science-fiction-scripture.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago

Rofl I'm stupid and this hit so hard for like 2.5 seconds

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

And mitochondria look like that because they develop into the bean of the cell.

[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Thanks I hate it

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The rest of the human too btw. and an egg cell.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago

Just like sandstorms!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

They're really phoning in these new Pokemon evolutions