Tagline
The Greatest Action Movie Never Made
Elevator pitch
- Mexican Steven Seagal vs ninjas
Summary
An "unreleased" 80s action movie about a hero cop who takes on the Mexican Yakuza (in shiny red ninja outfits), who make sacrifices to a shark god.
Trailer
Full Movie
Details
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Legal stream finders
- https://nobraincellsleft.github.io/JustWatch-Search/title/tm1389609
- https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/narco-shark
Info
- IMDb 6.6/10
Personnel
- Director, Writer & Producer: Gerardo Preciado
Cast
- "Ricky Valente"
Opinion
Shark Week is here, and I wanted to start off with a bang. Unfortunately, I chose Narco Shark. I love the posters for Narco Shark and sequel Narco Sharks and it sounds good on paper. But I hate the actual film. It's like an experimental student film. A bad, dull one. With almost zero shark or narco action! (I'm sure there's some ironic justification for that.) I fell asleep in the middle, and restarted it the next day but just couldn't be arsed to finish it.
If you want to watch a no-budget action flick filmed on the mean streets of the developing world, watch Bad Black.
If you want to watch a parody of 80s action & martial arts flicks, watch Kung Fury.
If you want to watch a self-aware shark movie, watch a Sharknado.
Any of those is a million times more fun than Narco Shark.
Screenshots
The ninjas of the Mexican Yakuza
Title
Ricky holding the eyeballs of a passerby who pissed him off.
Ricky serenades his wife's arse with his sexy sax.
If you drink every time you see a shark in this movie, you might get mildly tipsy.
Please don't let the screenshots trick you into thinking this movie is more fun than it actually is.