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Pool water the most nutritious thing man consumes at bucks party (www.betootaadvocate.com)

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A local man has survived an extravagant 3-day bucks party on Betoota’s luxurious outer atoll this weekend despite the party’s organiser failing to provide food. According to sources, the organisers spent the entire $800-per-person budget on accommodation and recreational substances.

Speaking with The Advocate shortly after returning to the mainland, Bryce Wittenhouse explains how it was out of sheer desperation that he managed to find the only nutrient source he believed available. [...]

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