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finally some good scran (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 week ago by flamingos@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk

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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fair enough for a Tuesday business lunch but a bit light for a Friday evening. Gonna ~~beat that wife~~ pump up these numbers 💪

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Are you not getting your protein from the spiders living in your walls? What are you even doing with your life?

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago

I assume that's 9 quid, a cheeseburger and fries to take 6 cans of Stella off their hands ..

[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago

I went to a punk bar, and the "happy meal" was a burger, fries, and a pabst blue ribbon. I think it was like $12 and still the best deal around

[–] MisterMoo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you drink Stella you’re a rube.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oi the good old wife-beater not good enough for Little Lord Fauntleroy over there? Your Majesty would like some Champagne or some Port? Would a glass of this excellent Bordeaux be more palatable to your delicate taste? What about a pint of Thames Water's best drinking water?

[–] waz@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

Thames Water’s best drinking water?

So - anything by Fullers then?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

I’ve had to explain to Australians that Wife-beater is not considered a classy drink in the UK.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 week ago

I think that's why this deal exists, to move the Stella

[–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

What, no free string vest?