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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 115 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I think a living human who smelled like a rotting corpse would be forced to go away from other people too.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 weeks ago

Was this a House episode?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago

Probably not getting buried, though.

Probably.

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[–] TheFogan@programming.dev 78 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Could you imagine the confusion if you are used to it though... you've considered this scent to mean dead your whole life. would be kind of like as a human noticing your heart isn't beating, your skin is pale... realizing you are in a coffin and everyone's performing a service... hmm... guess I am dead. course I guess that's kind of the difference is humans aren't so accepting of things. we could be unable to move, realize we are looking from the perspective of our head, which is on the ground 2' away from the rest of our body and our first thought would be, "Hey can you hear me? Hello!!.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Depends on the human. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotard%27s_syndrome

Side note: I am furious that I wasn't able to find the name of this syndrome without ChatGPT. Is this a skill issue or are traditional search engines (in this case DuckDuckGo) just completely useless now?

[–] Randomocity@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I googled "human thinks he's dead" and that Wikipedia page was the first result

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 2 weeks ago

well "skill issue" was one of the options so it might be that

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[–] Tithen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 weeks ago

🤷‍♂️

[–] knatschus@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty much the whole Internet got worse in the last decade. Search engines are a pain to use nowadays.

[–] match@pawb.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

duckduckgo has become pretty worthless for search, ecosia is slightly better i think but without the privacy benefits. i have a local llm running in koboldcpp that i use if i really need to just bounce words off something while it nods along

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

seems like it might be skill issue in this case. a Google search for "medical condition person thinks they're dead" gave it immediately

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Love me some pictures for sad children

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Have a PNG version.

And another.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 12 points 2 weeks ago

Have a picture of a signed physical copy.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

smells itself

eh I guess I died....

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

"Ed Wilson"

More commonly known as E. O. Wilson in his publications. Highly important scientist. Postulated that humans are eusocial creatures similar to ants, termites, seahorses, and naked mole rats because we follow a hierarchical pecking order.

Read his book "The Social Conquest of Earth" if this intrigues you.

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

because we follow a hierarchical pecking order.

Not the anarchists

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[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)
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[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Postulated that humans are eusocial creatures similar to ants, termites, seahorses, and naked mole rats because we follow a hierarchical pecking order.

Source? Eusociality does not involve any sort of 'hierarchical pecking order'. The requirements are co-operative childcare, overlapping generations and division of labour.

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[–] moseschrute@lemmy.zip 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

You have a spray bottle of oleic acid

Who do you spray: Trump, JD Vance, RFK jr or Caroline Leavitt

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 days ago

not interested unless it's fluoroantimonic acid

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 24 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

E.O. Wilson is a monster scientist. His book "The Ants" is mind-bogglingly thorough

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

Also, Social Conquest of Earth.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

E.O. Wilson is my hero. More people should study his work for how to approach science. Passion and curiosity got him everywhere.

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[–] scytale@piefed.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I wonder what will happen if they put that chemical into an insecticide spray.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

Ants coming to bring you more dead ants. You will be the evil ant god.

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[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago

"I swear I'm not dead!"

"Yea we don't care, you smell dead and it's disgusting, leave until you take a bath"

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

why doesn't the ant that was sprayed on carry itself away.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It would be inappropriate for a dead ant to move.

[–] cicadagen@ani.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

They must ~~rest~~ live in peace.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

fist time in earth history to get a day off

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Moving means partly alive, but partly alive means mostly dead, so off you go!

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