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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 193 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I think he understands the problem considering he mentioned his 200k income at the start of the post.
Fur suits are expensive so hes the perfect money source :D

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 99 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Unlike those industrial engineer peasants.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Well you see American manufacturing keeps getting hamstrung by an orange dipshit who thinks he's saving it

[–] gabereal@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He's not trying to save it. He's simply creating market fluctuations and buying the dip. He creates conditions that cause investors to worry and stock prices to fall, then he buys when the prices are low and finally he announces that the tariffs are being postponed for 90+ days (that is, into the next financial quarter). Stock prices start to rise again and eventually they return to where they started, like it never happened.

In the meantime, people are losing jobs and their houses, but that's a small price to pay to make him and his inner circle wealthier.

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Maybe they want to get a spiderman style radioactive dog bite to turn into their ideal puppy form.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Unironically yes. Lots of variation in pay and prestige among different engineering disciplines. Manufacturing engineers are not typically very well paid from what I’ve seen.

[–] henfredemars 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That went directly over my head. Apparently I’m out of touch. Haven’t dated in many years.

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, same. I didn’t realize being a furry was so expensive.

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah average fursuit costs around as much as a small car or motorbike. However, unlike a car, you can buy it one part at a time.

[–] faythofdragons@piefed.social 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

However, unlike a car, you can buy it one part at a time.

Johnny Cash says otherwise lol

[–] HessiaNerd@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] lime@feddit.nu 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago

A sugar buck?

[–] teft@piefed.world 63 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"can I be your fast breeder reactor?"

😂

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[–] sxan@midwest.social 50 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think there's a large population only because this is inherently niche. And niche things attract niche interest groups in larger quantities.

TLDR FUR FREAK GALORE

[–] deur@feddit.nl 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or the same group of people who were going to be furries (predominately a thing developed on the internet) were going to first be deliberate internet users who then naturally discover lemmy.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Yes.

Tumblr is the crucible in which the furries were spawned. When you think about it Tumblr was the 4chan for women/people who write fan fiction. Wild West vibe.

When Pixar animated that lion on its back with fuck me eyes its been downhill since. They employed the people who humped their stuffed animals and werent told to stop.

Jokes aside I like seeing the different groups that share the similarity of being irritated by centrally controlled forums/ privacy on Lemmy. My kind of weirdos (for the most part)

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Love being wrong

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Furries have been on the Internet much longer than tumblr has existed. Perhaps even longer than the world wide web has existed: I know of at least one group that was on IRC in the 90s

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They were big on usenet groups and loved talking about 90s children cartoons. Alt.tv.animaniacs and alt.tv.tiny-toon.fandom were notable and are still archived and browsable, though if you’re using something like Google groups you have to either search for key terms or be ready to flip past the 25+ years of spam posts that have been made since the groups were active in the 90s

https://www.animaniacs.info/ata/ - an old school poster still runs a faq on the animaniacs one. The person hosting this animaniacs site has to be 50-60+ years old. Note that another section of the site shows the show had a reference to adults obsessively documenting the show: https://www.animaniacs.info/pppgalf/ which was because the network was very much aware of them because they were sending cease and desists over erotic content like fanfic and ftps with porn

https://antifandom.com/tinytoons/wiki/The_World%27s_Biggest_Tiny_Toon_Fan tiny toons also had a similar reference, apparently, because of similar problems including tress macneille getting threatening letters and rule34 of her character mailed to her (though in those days it was just called fanart)

Like most things it seems like the majority of the group was probably fine, just super into a cartoon, and a few bad actors crossed the line which allowed the whole group to be painted as dangerous obsessive freaks. But back in the early 2000s this was one of the bigger examples of “furries are creeps” style punching down that was everywhere on the internet (and pretty much still is tbf)

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

AFAIK, it was Disney's animated "Robin Hood" that did it first.

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The hacker known as Lemmy?

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[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Atleast from my own experience there is alot of it here. For some reason, top comments about sexual restriction-related posts on Lemmy tend towards the fear of bans coming for furries. Make of that what you will.

Any negative comments about their weirdness will not be met kindly here.

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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How does he know who's is a furry and who isn't at a party? Are they always dressed up?

[–] peregrin5@piefed.social 69 points 2 weeks ago

because he is at a furry party. they are all dressed up. him too.

[–] SolOrion@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

In my limited experience, they're pretty up front with it even when they're not wearing a fursuit or furry merch.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In a million years, I never would have guessed that this was an issue.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

That's because you're not a nuclear engineer.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I think I’ve only ever met 2 furries in my entire life. I don’t know where this person is that furries are so common. Then again, I’m not a nuclear engineer. Maybe radiation attracts furries?

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know where this person is that furries are so common.

Seattle.

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[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

This is one of those things that might not always be immediately obvious if you’re not plugged into that specific community.

I’ve never met a furry either. But completely by chance, I found out that my city of 160.000 people has a group who does regular furry walks. Basically, they’ll do a walk and meet the public once a month. I had no freaking clue we had that here. It wasn’t a thing I was looking for and never ran into. It was completely by chance that I read an article about it.

So uh, furries are probably closer than you think is my point 😀

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I don’t know where this person is that furries are so common.

Idk maybe he’s at a furry convention?

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tell em you work for Boeing.

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[–] darvocet 25 points 2 weeks ago

He's obviously in his furry suit.

[–] Spur4383@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

He should tell them he is a cyber security chad expert. That will stop them!

[–] Flames5123@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Definitely a Seattle issue. We have a queer furry cidery—the first one in the US!

[–] TheCleric@lemmy.org 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

A building turning furries into cider? And people are happy about this?! I mean, we in he US will give miles of leeway to anyone if they check one “minority” box.

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[–] DistrictSIX@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"An nuclear engineer"? That's suspicious grammar for a nuclear engineer.

I was a peer writing tutor at a top engineering school. I would be surprised if an engineer had verb-noun agreement. (That said, my kid was a nuclear engineer and is a great writer, so that is the danger of stereotypes...)

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[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Furries are all cyber security engineers so start each conversation with your favorite windows update so far.

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Whatever just don't tell Lemmy you're a landlord

[–] SmilingSolaris@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Good. Landlords should be scared.

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 12 points 2 weeks ago

The subcultures have all the fun

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Good to know PNW furries don't hit on my career.

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH 9 points 2 weeks ago

I don’t see the problem

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe tell them you're a taxidermist? Although that might be a different kind of turn on.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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