this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2025
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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Smh my head. Bro is 17 years old and cant even use proper grammar.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 73 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why use many word when few do trick?

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why many word when few good

Streamline you

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Less words better.

[–] Xuderis@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

He was right about the president thing though.

fuck.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I'm 33 and say shit like this because it amuses me. I done goofed, I have completed a fuckywucky, I made a plate of upsettispaghetti, Brain no work good, Drain bamage, Terminal case of stupid bitch disease... Let people amuse themselves.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Literally scrolled one down from this post to see the next post on my feed: "Drain Bamage"

Poster? This motherfucker right here 👆

I can not see the lie.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I'm not very original either lol

Yeye me too fren. We just be a lil silly bean sometime :)

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

*Dain bramage

Got you too huh?

oh no, people being playful with communication! the horror.

I assume you would absolutely hate Shakespeare

[–] Presently42@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have completed a fuckywucky! Genius!!

In other news, there's a film with some characters eating sad spaghetti. Is this a thing?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Wait. There is? I'm confused

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

cant even use proper grammar.

Perhaps you meant can't.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I thought the "smh my head" would have been enough to make people realize i was joking

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Proper grammar is no joke, Hazard.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 2 weeks ago

Probably because drunk.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah. like shortening words into a few letters, shake my head…

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 3 points 1 week ago

I can't even imagine how much i would've hated my life if my mom was a social media mom that makes content out of my teenage life.

[–] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Do these people not have cell phones?

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 weeks ago

If she's worried she might have it set to wake her up if he texts.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A text would probably wake them up. I wish we had options when sending a text to be in "passive mode" or something. Have it marked as not important and don't notify them. Just have it appear silently waiting on them to check

[–] TheCleric@lemmy.org 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think you do. “Send quietly” is a thing, right?

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Is this something too Apple for my Android-pilled mind to understand?

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 3 points 1 week ago

It doesn't make good content

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Somehow I'm reminded of those Zelda rock circles.

If you solve the puzzle do you respawn in a bubble bath?

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was thinking if he came home safely then what use is the signal but I guess it's so that they don't have to check up on him in the morning to know all is well

[–] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or its a way for the kid to maintain some autonomy, but if the mom gets up at 2am to pee, she can see her kid came home. No one gets disturbed. Mom can go back to bed without worry.

Or dad, sorry, not trying to be gendered. Just a reflection of my upbringing I suppose.

[–] saltinejesus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

My mom did this when we were growing up. She'd leave a light just outside her bedroom on and we'd turn it off when we got in to let her know were in safe.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz -1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Looks like the kid 3D prints. Those ducks look like Bigtreetech duckies.

2 down votes? How could the comment step on somebody's toes? Is this reddit?