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[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Holy shit, this is a creative joke!

Lol "used to". "I used to protect pedophile priests. I still do, but I used to too." -Pope Hedburg VII

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don’t think the vice president has that power.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We're in fascism times. He has that power if he and those around him thinks he does.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think they could twist the 25th amendment around to do it. And probably install him in Costa Rica or whatever.

Really they could just send him to Florida and tell him it’s a new country and he’s in charge and he’d probably be fine.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

I suggested late in the campaign that we should Truman Show him and fly him onto the set.

I suspect that given the amount of money we're giving El Salvador, Trump or Vance will just say, "Yeah, it's part of the US now. We bought them. They even said thank you."

[–] peregrin5@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

would suck for whoever gets him

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Sucks to be a native of Heard Island and McDonald Islands.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

RIP No you shut up

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are we supposed to believe that Vance is somehow pulling the strings now? Is that the plan now?

[–] GojuRyu@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Nah, this is just a dig at the Catholic Church’s practice of moving priests to a new area when their child molestation becomes a problem for the church.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

How do they do it now?