this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2025
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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

omg u didn't censor the bad word enough and now my mum is mad

[–] hotshotgotrhymes@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

don't worry I'll calm her down

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Such a sophisticate.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What does that censored part say? a66boles? It's just so well censored that it's impossible to tell

[–] PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm glad it's redacted. probably offensive.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You really think so?
Who's deranged enough to go on the internet and write an offensive word?!

[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it is a mistake, writing offensive words is illegal here

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We should probably report this to the internet police

[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Yes I will call the Internet Police right now and report this

[–] wrinkledoo@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Honestly we need a way to poison that shit. People are trying to censor the entire internet to make tiktok happy.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's gotta be something a tongue goes into, we know that much.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why would anyone censor asshole and not ~~pineapple~~?

Idiot if you ask me

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok, butt hear me out. Pineapple pizza on assholes!

[–] MrFappy@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel as though that would taste like shit…

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Better than pineapple pizza then?

:P

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah it would improve the taste of the pineapples.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Fresh raw pineapple is awesome. Cooked pineapple sucks

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What does it say under that tiny ass line? Good thing it's censored so effectively.

We'll never know

[–] pahulf@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Sweet and spicy is the most underrated combo.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

Trying that next time

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Try it with assholes. 🤌

[–] trd@feddit.nu 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe good to not over do it with the jalapenos then.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Are you worried they'd get jalapeño asshole?

[–] pahulf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

🤣🤣🤣

[–] dzsimbo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ooo, mommy (umami)

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Replace anchovies with pepperoni and that's my usual order

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 8 points 2 weeks ago

Be especially vigilant near pizza.

[–] artifex@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fun fact: the protein-digesting enzyme bromelain is found in pineapples. So in some sense, while you're eating the pineapple, the pineapple is eating you . Do with that what you will.

[–] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

I love getting eaten by pineapple, personally.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm in the enjoy both club. Fuck y'all that don't enjoy a well crafted "Hawaiian" asshole... it's all about the edges😜

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I order goatse pizzas with the pineapple in the gape kaleidoscope, real upper management shit 🖇️

[–] gilgameth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Pineapple goes on pizza just like tongues go into assholes*

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

People do know that you poop with your asshole?

But I was gross when I licked the inside of my own ellbow. smh.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ew. Why would you pick the inside of your elbow.

/s

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The issue was you doing it after sneezing.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

I mean.. possiblly? but still? weird.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

pineapple and feta is the ONLY pizza i get

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

i love wine

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

The trick is to have pineapple that has been carmelized. If it's just canned and thrown on top it ain't the same.

You can get creative and soak your pineapple too. Add a bit of heat it.