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I'm friends with only 25 of the letters of the alphabet. (lazysoci.al)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ZDL@lazysoci.al to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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:::spoiler I don't know why. :::

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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wow. Someone recently tried to tell me this joke in person. The conversation went like this:

Them: "I'm only friends with 25 of the letters of the alphabet."

Me: "Why's that?"

Them: "I don't know."

I was completely confused by the interaction. This makes so much more sense.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Reminds me of "Are you trying to invite me to a 'party in your pants'?"

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why's that?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Alternative, "One is an Ex"

[–] dan@upvote.au 2 points 2 weeks ago

I like this version better.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Same here! Except, I know why, but I don't know you!

[–] CrazyHorse@lemmy.cafe 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not into P.

[–] junkthief@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Maybe it’s just my client (Voyager on iOS) but your spoiler doesn’t work when I view this post

[–] dan@upvote.au 2 points 2 weeks ago

Doesn't work in Boost either.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It doesnt work on web either. Its just malformed

It should be like

spoiler

I don't know why.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Not Z

[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not a big fan of u

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Are you not having a D?