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[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 114 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Imagine if @everyone just tagged everyone on Lemmy

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 74 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yo just got pinged. What dis about

[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

yeah I'm here too from the ping, is there like birthday cake or something?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 2 weeks ago

josh promised there'd be beer and balls, that's why I'm here

[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

I got the birthday ping, it's on Sunday. Who's coming?

@Everyone

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[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 weeks ago

And it propagates to mastodon. And the rest of the fediverse

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine if @everyone just tagged everyone on Lemmy

imagine if @everyone just tagged everyone on the entire fediverse

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nah, it just tags everyone on all social media.

Random WeChat user: "wtf is a lemmy?

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[–] Klear@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

BRO YOU INTERRUPTED MY WANK FOR THIS.

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[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

HEHEHE, PILE ON!

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

My name is Nicole, but you can call me the fediverse @everyone

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

@everyone Please take me of this mailing list.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

PLEASE STOP USING REPLY ALL

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

Perfect for gorgeous looks, can push asap @everyone

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Who gave you the permissions to use @everyone ?

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[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 101 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

They're seeing a girl? I don't understand.

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 70 points 2 weeks ago

I think just meeting? Why don’t they meet on discord? This is all very confusing

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

I wouldn’t expect you to understand

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Knew it. @everyone

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[–] Cattypat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 76 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

someone PLEASE put this into written word that I can copy and paste

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 104 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Here you go, friend:

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where l am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again l don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, l have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone

[–] TomSelleck@tucson.social 73 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

He told you you wouldn't understand

[–] Mad_Punda@feddit.org 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A new copy pasta has dropped.

[–] AngryPancake@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's pretty old and now I feel old :'(

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It can't be that old, I mean Discord is that brand new thing, right? Couple of years old at most?

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Logo used since 2021

Okay good, I don't have to come to terms with my mortality today

Initial release May 13, 2015; 10 years ago

😦

[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

2021 was almost half a decade ago.

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[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 63 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tell me you're 14 years old without telling me you're 14 years old

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Being on Discord got that covered.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (8 children)

I'm also on Discord, much as I'd rather not be - as I expect many others here also are.

Lemmy allowed me to cut reddit out completely, because it successfully fills the same purpose for me - a feed of news, information, memes and random stuff, with room for discussion. There may not be as much content as reddit or as many niche communities, but that doesn't matter.

But with Discord, there are specific communities that compel me to stay on Discord, because that's where the people are. I'd love to move entirely to better and more open platforms, but unless those communities move too I can't leave completely.

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[–] freshcow@lemmy.world 57 points 2 weeks ago

The @everyone at the end got me

[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She goes to another school. You don't know her.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She lives in Canada, I met her over summer break

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Had a friend in highschool who did this. Kept up the act the entire time until he graduated. I was two years behind and didn't see him again.

Well, almost 7 years later I'm on hard times and delivering pizza just for some income and, low-n-behold, I see him is name on a delivery. So, I request that I be the one to bring it.

Show up and this chick answers the door. I tell her I'm dude's old friend from HS, so she goes and gets him. We catch up and I make a joke that he finally got a real GF and doesn't need the story about his GF in Canada.

She was the gf from Canada.

[–] CorruptCheesecake@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 18 points 2 weeks ago

Bro = Beautiful round octopus

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Woman = weird online man and nerd

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

you'll most likely get aired

Huh?

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago

I’m guessing similar to “ghosted”, like a phone call where all you get is dead air.

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

(you wouldn't understand)

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[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

(you wouldn't understand)

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago

I have it under good authority that this is incredibly dangerous because girls have cooties.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Me (on the Fedi) seeing le dank meme (on the fedi) and talking about it, understanding you all (onda feddi) wont get it.

(the post isn't a joke?)

brian's trying to tell me that in addition to the number of girls in the ~~niagara falls~~ discord.gg area, that presently you and he are riding the hobby horse

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