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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 115 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The doctor said Trump had a minor problem.

Which is exactly what the Epstein list said, too.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 105 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

He’s maxed out on the blood thinners. I think that accounts for both described symptoms. I am not a doctor, but I did watch all of House, twice.

[–] Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Tbh it sounds like hes having a heart failure (finally), I just cannot believe ol Mac didnt hit him sooner

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 61 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't do that to me. Don't give me hope.

[–] Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Im only speculating, based on what i remember from EMT and MA training. Tell tale signs though, and unfortunately is somewhat fixable. I doubt surgery will kill him but bad diet afterwards might. But its a president so .......

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There is no way he adjusts his diet at all. He believes the body has a battery with a finite amount of energy and exercise is bad because it depletes that battery faster. There's no way he has the mental capacity to understand he needs to change his eating habits when the doctors advise it.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/the-h-word/2017/may/15/trumps-theory-exercise-victorian-britain-eugenics-sexism

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[–] Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

At his age with his potential comorbidities? Surgery of any kind is absolutely a possible killer.

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[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yeah, edema (fluid gathering, causing swelling) is a classic sign of diastolic heart failure. It’s caused by the muscle fibers of the heart stiffening, which reduces the heart’s ability to expand and draw fresh blood in between beats. Usually caused by a lack of exercise. The heart can’t draw blood back up from the legs, which increases blood pressure in the legs as blood gets pumped down but not back up. This extra pressure in the legs forces fluid out of the veins and into the surrounding tissues, causing swelling.

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[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s NEVER lupus, until it is.

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 77 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

If he's admitting to having something minor, then he must be at death's door....

Wouldn't it be ironic if Biden outlives him?

[–] nulluser@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My neighbor said this about Biden about a year ago. Our kids are friends, and they are very nice people. It's the only time something remotely political has come up between us. Ever since then, I have made extra sure to not broach politics around her, because I'm pretty sure her views are extraordinarily stupid and if I hear anymore I will respect her a lot less. I kind of laughed it off at the time, but I'm pretty sure she was being serious. Her and her husband are both Church going folk and the husband is a cop, so I'm pretty sure I know where they lie on the political spectrum. Imo ifyou're willing to believe there's an invisible man in the sky that's going to solve all your problems, I guess all these conspiracy theories are easier to believe.

I was thinking “wtf are you doing giving them the mental space to be complete psychopaths” and then “the husband is a cop”… so yeah, maybe don’t show your hand to those chucklefucks. Slowly backing away is the safer choice.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, come on. Completely unrealistic. He’d never admit anything about the minors.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Trump fucked a minor you say?

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[–] Pupsocks@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Isn't this a sign of heart failure?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] setsubyou@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

Chest Void Failure

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[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I can't wait for the signs of heart failed

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[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, but also liver and kidney. They attributed the bruising on his hands to frequent hand shaking or aspirin use. Aspirin use is pretty hard on the liver. If we could see his natural skin color, jaundice could narrow it down to liver failure.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How would you know if he had jaundice with all the orange paint and all?

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[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pedal edema is a sign of heart failure yes.

At his age with his lifestyle and diet? Dude has CHF fullstop. How advanced though is another matter.

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[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Best of luck to the swelling and bruising

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[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We can't be so lucky it's probably just a masturbation accident

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[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

President Vance, with a tactical hamberder, in a furniture store.

[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 17 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

In fifty years, people will be writing essays about why this comment makes sense and is hilarious.

\\ Hello future essay writers, I hope you have accrued enough credits to keep your crate cool tonight!\\

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I hear JD Vance is shopping for new Oval Office couches.

Apparently those Arhaus Kiptons are sexy yet classy.

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Team Hamberder for the point:

The exam found Trump, who is 79, has chronic venous insufficiency. The condition happens when an individual’s leg veins struggle to pump blood back to the heart, causing blood to pool, according to The Cleveland Clinic.

Leavitt said there was no evidence of deep vein thrombosis, which is a blood clot, or arterial disease, which can include blockages.

[–] drzoidberg@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

So what we can gather from prior statements from Leavitt, there is plenty of evidence of deep vein thrombosis, with blockages.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Is that why the stock market is up today?

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[–] habitualcynic@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The exam found Trump, 79, has chronic venous insufficiency.

As someone who has been treated for this, I can confidently say bullshit. His ankles are swollen like he got them beaten and broken with a crow bar for not paying his debts.

My professional medical diagnosis is he has demon legs with no knees.

Source: making it up but I’m right.

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[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

BS He has heart failure perhaps without decreased ejection fraction. He has obviously getting diuretic injections into his hand on a daily basis vs just taking a pill. But it is not common for anyone to have lower extremity edema without some kind of systemic issue. I assume he has already tried wearing compression socks. Another lie to add on top of all the others.

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[–] besselj@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

The doctor says he's fit as a horse

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)
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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He almost certainly has something worse if this is what he's admitting to.

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

You know what... Take away everything Trump has done, take away the alleged assassination attempt, the health issues all of it.

THE MAN IS 80!!! He's too fucking old to be working any job let alone president of the United States!!!

Just fucking retire!

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[–] NewNewAugustEast@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Did they check to see if he had a brain? We know he never had a heart.

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[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I love that the first indisputable evidence that Trump has a heart arrived at the same time as the evidence that it is malfunctioning.

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[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What do you mean venous insufficiency? Die fuhrer has the most sufficient veins anyone has ever seen! In fact, they operate at 150% more efficient than the healthiest athlete!

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[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder why we aren't getting the typical bullshit fluff piece this time.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

The doomsday clock just gained a second or two

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

the official report is that he has a common treatable disease? so that means he is hours away from spontaneously composting, right?

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