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[–] airbreather@lemmy.world 178 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's exactly what I was going for. Gonna need a lot more na tho.

[–] Natanael 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Na-na-na Naaa

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 44 points 2 weeks ago
[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

pure sodium meets saliva

bits of mouth, now spread across the room, catch fire

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

Bits of Mouth, name of my new band.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The pasta would cook itself

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago

Just don’t put the pasta next to the antipasta.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Morphit@feddit.uk 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago

Cu later then

[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 0 points 2 weeks ago

You don't say!

[–] yozul@beehaw.org 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mmm, yes. I too love eating metals that explode when they touch water. Extra spicy. It does more than double the sodium content of your salt though, so watch out for that if you have high blood pressure.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Instead we should be replacing the sodium with chlorine!

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

"This food isn't salty enough" Huffs chlorine "Much better!"

[–] ExploitedAmerican@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

This is an explosive opinion

[–] swankypantsu@lemmy.today 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] PoisonedPrisonPanda@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

thx. i like that

edit: laughs in german

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It is kind of funny how, even though I understand how they cancel out, the unification of two very reactive elements makes harmless salt.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hydrogen and oxygen are quite reactive as well.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

And both water and salt, while vital to human life, are harmful to others. Water is a powerful solvent, and salt can kill snails.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They're just nearly equally reactive in two opposite directions.

You can absolutely make salts with acidic or alkaline properties by altering this careful balance.

It's like two titans fighting until both are dead and peace roams over the valley. Or, more accurately, relentless robber meeting someone who desperately needs to give something away.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago

This sounds like the next thing we should get people riled up with along with the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.

[–] Brynawel@feddit.org 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's just your reaction to it!

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

I mean if we could get certain people who are deadset on making the world worse to believe this like the do for every other dumb fucking lie (EG: Vaccines and Autism, Fluoride in tap water, etc) this might be productive.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You just know getting that to happen was the absolute peak crowning achievement of some bureaucrat's career.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Naw the army was dumping all kinds of stuff after WWII. They had built up so much material that this would be a unknown rubber stamp action without that film.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorta like the artifical coral reefs the US made out of WWII tanks

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

"I'm just gonna salt my pasta a bit and ... "

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Do you want to keep your teeth? How much are you planning on living? I have so many questions.