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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

Buy new underwear? Are you fucking insane?

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I hope this doesn't awaken something in me

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

Sundies Cheeks isn't real, she can't hurt you.

Sundies Cheeks:

[–] Nika03@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Oh it has awakened something alright.

[–] SGG@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't be part of the problem. Be part of the solution! Start shopping for underwear at Victoria's Secret, Honey Birdette, etc.

The only downside is occasionally not being sure who's underwear is who's. Also it might not fit guys as well, but that can be excused for the extra style.

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I tried but g-string between balls is awkward.

[–] cleverusername@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And? I'm not replacing perfectly functional boxers just because they're ripped.

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

The holes are for quick draw.

[–] Traegs@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I wear boxers and they like to wear out right at the bottom of the crotch on either side of the seam. My girlfriend calls them poop holes.

Also why is it so God damned hard to find knit boxers nowadays? Almost everything at the store is boxer briefs, which I hate because they ride up my leg. And when I do find boxers, half of them are a woven cotton that feels like a plastic tarp.

[–] wintermutehal@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The big brain play for me is to just not wear underwear as a guy. Cause fuck it. Done this for a solid decade now.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Jerry: You mean you're?...

[–] wintermutehal@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I have made friends with a distinguished gentleman sitting on a duffel bag

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

be careful not to get hit in the nuts

[–] wintermutehal@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Haha, I admit defeat and feel dense as a rock! What’s the stealth pun here!? I even read the examples on TvTropes to get me primed

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the animal from the image is a squirrel

[–] wintermutehal@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] dewritoninja@pawb.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She's going to wrangle your Alaskan bull worm

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 years ago

It's BIG, its PINK, its HAIRY

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

softcore sandy cheeks hentai

dials 911 "HELLO, VOLCEL POLICE???"

[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Puriteen go away!

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

The SCCV sub is that way ->