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Munepril babies always end up junkies and deculyuary babies as priests
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Joctober and Novemy sound fun!
I sure hope that 190 slider is also logarithmic
Captchas are really getting out of hand.
Why yes I am a Jaber baby how did you know
M arch btw
MOCTOUARY
deculyugust
I love the month of Jay
🎶Tell my girl I will be gone by Septuneugust🎶
Febrauary?
"Feb"+""+"uary"
For that matter, August has to use a blank in the first position as well
any
disappointed that july is not split into j/ul/y
septuneuary
Yeah baby I'm a scorpanceitarius
We can clearly see that this design is silly, because it allows for so many invalid states. Yet when we represent some type, let's say in Java, were so often forced to do this exact same thing. Have variables in a container of which only a certain combination is valid. And then have at most a comment saying "this number is only valid if X is also set" or "if the validity boolean is true". Luckily Java finally has some ability for the so-called sum types now, just like Haskell's data types or Rust's enum types. Imo any language should have this.
Having data dependent on each other in a type means that either you have redundant data (so one of the fields should be computed) or that your container tries to be too generic (you should in this case prefer an 'Apple' class over a 'Fruit' class with an enum field 'Type')
They can't even align the goddam controls smdh
Manuary
this is how my apps look when I try optimising them, just to gut them of all its usability because 'why have an array of values if I can reuse this string or integer' like a fucking idiot
What happens if you accidentally click something in the third box for July?
Edit: nm, I see the blanks as the first option
Julyuary
Why is the first part of October in the second box?
Now I want to see an infographic about the common parts of each of the months
febr//uary skips the second box, so I think they aimed to have an equal number of options in each column.
That's dumb... Why not separate both in 3, o-cto-ber and fe-bru-ary? This is bad, but in ways I find unacceptable.
Are you asking for sanity in this abomination?
Febrempril, sounds like a Tolkien character.