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It's Tim's fault. It's all Tim's fault.

Blame Tim.

Something going wrong in your life?

Blame Tim.

What did Tim do? Something, I imagine. He's always the one who did it.

Blame Tim.

What happened that Tim is responsible for in your life? Did he forget to buy milk and left the empty carton in the fridge? Did he forget to take the trash out on Wednesday? Did he kill your wife and blame it on the cat? The cat isn't to blame. Tim is to blame.

How do I know?

Look. You're not getting it. We're blaming Tim today, ok?

It's all Tim's fault.

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[โ€“] Schwim@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Kill only Tim.

[โ€“] Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I knew it! Tim is always doing this crap.

[โ€“] GoddessGundy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I knew a Tim that I haven't seen in about ten years now, thank god. All I know is that if something goes wrong on the job, Tim was the one who should have dealt with it. Instead of actually dealing with it he'd make his 70 year old mother do it, he'd sexually harass and verbally abuse us in front of customers.

So when shit goes wrong at work for me now the code word is "Tim's a douche" it always catches on anywhere I work.

OP I'm sorry if this is a rant and your name is Tim. I know many good Tims as well.