Two Germans walk into a bar. One of them says to the bartender "We'd like two martinis."
The bartender asks "Dry?"
The German replies "Nein, zwei!"
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I don't get it...
It sounds like "drei" which means 3 in German. "Zwei" is 2 in German.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "I'd like five martinis please."
I did that one last week.
Hah, that' probably where I got it! Thanks!
*five martini please
Romanes eunt domus.
*Romani ite domum
FTFY
Thanks, I'm gonna have to write it down like 100 times to remember it next time.
Humorous maximus.