this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2023
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[–] glennglog22@kbin.social 100 points 2 years ago

This greentext never fails to make me crack a smile and warm my cold heart.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 87 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Dude might want to look into writing a children’s book

[–] Wumbologist@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

My local library growing up had weekly children's book readings. Basically, a volunteer comes in and reads a couple books to a roomful of kids.

If anyone resonates with this green text, it could be worth checking if your local library has a similar program. Or even ask about starting your own

[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 19 points 2 years ago

That's how we ended up with Lord of the Rings.

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 80 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wow that was actually a cute story, not sure how legit but nice feels none the less

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 96 points 2 years ago

I have kids, can confirm, when you find something that works reliably to get them to sleep you stick with it, ofc it's a double edged sword because if you CANT for whatever reason then getting them to sleep is 100x harder.

I could 10000% see a 3-4 year old DEMANDING the Adventures of Dumb Dumb Mister or NO ONE will be getting sleep lmao

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's 4chan, dumb dumb mister

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 23 points 2 years ago

The DM has got magical powers which let him put her to sleep

[–] explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Surprisingly wholesome

[–] Maeve@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago

Thanks for this. Legit made me smile.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I immediately thought of Snake from the LNC

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

That's very wholesome