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xkcd #3114: Building a Fire

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That was quicker than usual! The cabin's sprinkler system often makes it really hard to keep anything lit.

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3114/

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 48 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't forget to put a tiny dog drinking coffee in there, too!

[–] teft@piefed.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

IMHO the cabin is second best. Teepee is the best for building fires.

[–] ampy@discuss.online 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Cabin method is better when you want to cook above the fire. The flames stay low, but on tee pee method, the flames go too high and scorch the food.

[–] teft@piefed.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

I don’t cook over open flames. Only coals.

Also this is just to start the fire. You build up a larger bed after your kindling gets going.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

Idk I hate balancing everything

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago

I have been using a Kelly kettle a lot lately, usually dump a bunch of wood shavings or dried leaves in the base and then sticks above that in the chimney.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

Next, we'll try the petroleum refinery method. First, let's get some steel pipe, a MIG-welder and a barrel of crude oil.