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[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What if the Epstein files are incredibly damaging to Trump so they say they don't exist so that when the democrats release them they can say that they are fake?

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That assumes the Democrats will ever be in power again.

[–] blujan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

Or be interested in releasing the papers they didn't release when in charge

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

We have always been at peace with Eurasia

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If this narrative actually catches on with the right... Ugh I don't even know.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The Pedophile Nation, which almost singlehandedly ruined Avatar: The Last Airbender.

[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Does anyone know where the goal posts went? They keep moving around.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

The goal posts killed themselves precisely because there never were any goal posts.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

"Maybe he did kill himself, after all"

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Next on "The Daily Cope"

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

American suicide bombers and guerilla militias...

It's only a matter of time. It's already happening.. but they call them lone wolf and mentally ill... But it will probably grow... Then they will be called a terrorist group just like every other group that fought for humanity.

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