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[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 356 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

"Autism didn't exist when I was younger"

[–] sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social 81 points 3 weeks ago

Hipster Kant.

Got the autism before it became mainstream.

[–] IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 66 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I'm starting to realise why people are calling me a massive Kant.

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[–] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 3 weeks ago

My imediate first though was how incredibly autistic this behavior is and fits perfectly with the rest of his persona.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well clearly they had vaccines back then.

/s

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Just to point out, the first one was created 8 years before he died.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 31 points 3 weeks ago

I Kant believe vaccines killed Kant.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Checkmate atheists!

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 157 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"it was said neighbors would set their clocks to his daily walks"

And then,

"He considered marriage two times, first to a widow then to a westphalian girl, but both times waited too long"

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

“it was said neighbors would set their clocks to his daily walks”

Reminds me of the Kraftwerk guys. One time David Bowie wanted to talk to them and he was told to "Call the studio at exactly this time". He said he literally watched the clock and at the exact stroke called their studio. He said he didn't even hear the phone ring, they had picked up the phone seconds before he called. lol

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t he get a busy signal then?

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Only if you were on a call already. I had it happen a couple of times to me back then. "Call me back in a minute!" I'd call back and they had already picked the phone up.

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[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 95 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This is what I mean when I say Kant (and other enlightenment era thinkers) obsession with some universal moral rules followed by purely rational humans is some dude’s fantasy who never has understood how normal people work.

[–] NewNewAccount@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I was about to defend him but after refreshing my memory and reading about the Categorical Imperative I think you’re absolutely right.

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[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (8 children)

Following a moral framework so strictly sounds so rewarding...

I say this as an autist historically riddled with anxiety: Life is meant to be lived. I kind of lived similarly for the first ~15 years of my adult life and I regret it as a waste. Get out there, do something cringe, stupid, or questionably ethical. Make dumb mistakes, because if you don't your life will be a void and you'll learn nothing and stagnate. Live a life worthy of telling it as a story. Get hurt and accept you might hurt others by living vibrantly.

I've been trying to do so for the past 7 years or so... covid set me back a little socially but I'm recovering again.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Yup. Take risks, get out of your comfort zone. Most of the time you find out you were anxious about nothing and when problems arise you can handle them.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

"covid set me back a little socially but I'm recovering again." Same.

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[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago

Yea, I can see how the guy who published the Categorical Imperative never had to accomodate for anyone around him in his daily life.

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 40 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] kautau@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago

Marriage?

Kant be bothered.

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant.
Who was very rarely stable

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

He was a boozy beggar who could drink you under the table

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't get me started on Wittgenstein

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Beery swine, I recall him being.

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[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 24 points 3 weeks ago

I think ladies want to hit that, but Immanuel told them, "Kant touch this."

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

He Kant even.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 weeks ago

just like me fr fr

[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago
[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Life goals.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

The most hilarious part of Kant's work to me is in his anthropology.

In a footnote he said that there's two ways of studying it: in the first degree, by traveling and meeting people, and I'm the second degree by reading books by traveled people.

But Kant never traveled so he can study antropology in the first degree. So he adds a clause saying that if one lives in a busy port city (like Kant) one can study antropology in the first degree as all the people of the world travel to your city.

I find that level of pettiness from one of the greatest philosophers very endearing

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[–] lauha@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nice meme but is this true? Are there sources?

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

It's not true. He left his home town exactly twice IIRC.

[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Koenigsberg, especially during that time, was considered the progressive hub of the western world, the pinnacle of human achievements and innovation. During that time, you really had the best of everything right in the city. So, why leave? His ideas and thoughts formed the way we think today, he singlehandedly changed the structure of thoughts europeans had.

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] WiseScorpio@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Kant was also about 5ft tall and had an unusually large head. He had an odd posture suggesting he may have had scoliosis or some form of physical malady. Reports are in spite of his pious upbringing he was popular at parties.

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[–] LostWanderer@fedia.io 6 points 3 weeks ago

Man, that sounds like the dream right there! I want a safe, predictable life so my creativity can flourish. 😌

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