this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2025
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[–] teft@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

At least the food will be good.

[–] Skyline969@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Well, the baking will be. Everything else is covered in butter and/or white sauce, and black pepper is considered spicy.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And the coffee is all Robusta (as that’s what grew in France’s colonies) and they can’t make an espresso to save their lives.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Wouldn’t matter for an Englishman.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Everything else is covered in butter and/or white sauce

You say that like it's a bad thing...

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

What a coincidence, that's exactly what my heaven is !

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hon hon hon!