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[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Captain Planet. From the Director's that made Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey. Except it's real, and against everyone destroying our environment. The carnage would be glorious.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

He'd likely eliminate the entire human race.

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Not for a moment.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

I dunno, either Captain Planet, or Spawn..

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 weeks ago

One Punch Man?

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

The nightcrawler scene comes to mind…

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Can I choose a supervillain instead? At this point I'd take Accord or the Number Man over the chucklefucks running the world.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

any supervillain will become a superhero as soon as they end this nightmare... unless they just pull an "under new management".

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

If you're unfamiliar with the source material they're both, ah... "management types", shall we say.

Tighten won't save us.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago
[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Captain America if only for the irony.

why?

I appreciated how Captain America (MCU) was all patriotic soldier boy, until he learned that the US has an evil secret underbelly, and immediately jumped ship and became a terrorist towards the US.

yhea. MCU is still American liberalism/military propaganda.

but I appreciate that Captain America said fucking, learned the value of ACAB, and became an enemy of the state.

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago
[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The jokester from the hit movie “the jokester”

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 1 points 4 weeks ago

Also the jokester from the hit movie “the jokester part 2”