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Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their face (infosec.pub)
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[–] DanVctr@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"...eye, brows, chin, and other parts of the body"

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

you caught that and not the "penetrating massage"?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Nah, that's what the Hello Kitty one was for — and the Hogwarts broomstick.