Don't you tell me what to do. I have rights.
this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2023
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Any civilian within the evacuation zone after 0900 on 30 September 2023 will be presumed to have had postmortem contact with Dianne Feinstein. This may result in detention, medical examination, or intentional/unintentional military action against you.
Damnit I'm gonna go to Applebee's and no government order is going to stop me
At this point we're all going to be exposed to Dianne Feinstein and if no one else is going to take precautions I don't see why I should have to either.
If you are exposed to Dianne Feinstein, IMMEDIATELY flee the area. Thoroughly wash all exposed skin. Remove clothing worn at the time and burn it. NOTIFY the nearest military official about exposure.
Dianne Feinstein is no more dangerous than the flu or riding in a car.
I heard reports of Long Liberal developing after exposure; the infected chanting "Blue Wave!" and "Joe Biden is the most progressive president since FDR!"
Can't we agree to all work together and Flatten ~~The Curve~~ Dianne Frankenstein?
Sounds like see see pee propaganda to me.
I only listen to BROpaganda, the News for Dudes, for all my media consumption. I could never be fooled into you seeing me use the restroom!
They tried telling Nancy that the extra vote wasn't worth cracking open the Necronomicon.
Good morning.... Klaatu barada nikto morning.
.ml posters using our giant emojis against us.
With us, comrade
Dianne Frankenstein got out!? 
Oh so now the government wants me to "evacuate" but it also wants me to "not drive drunk." Make up your mind
Drunk driving laws have been suspended until the state of emergency has been lifted. We have entered The Purge: Feinstein Day
What is dead may never die.
Ia Hydra! Ia Dagon! Feinstein fth'agan!
But rises again, harder, better, faster, and stronger.
If this is just a a scheme to reunite Daft Punk, I'mma be really mad
The Sheriff's Secret Police have issued a statement denouncing this, quote, prank by Desert Bluffs. Necromancy is uncalled for.
Dianne Feinstein is the herald of the zombie apocalypse!
I should've known...
That which is dead at age 90 can never be killed at age 90.
Good post
we have a c/fakenews for a reason >:(
Would be a cool horror zombie movie, all the worst politicians rising from the dead
It can be called: "ghouls"
do not taunt ~~happy fun ball~~ dianne feinstein
Don't forget to assume the victory position! And don't look at the moon