There's a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what's interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.
this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2025
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There are no bites in that carrot. I'd avoid touching it
Could have just been washing it for later consumption. Best to see if it’s still warm.
Smell it ... if you dare.
IDK man… in my experience vegan balloon-knot and carrots 🥕 🐖🦩🎟️🤙
I’m just guessing on the vegan part obviously…
College is tough, sometimes you just forget your carrot in the shower. —Sigmund Fraud
Why stop there?
That aquaglide tells me someone was trying to get their 5 (inches) a day. Stay healthy bitches!!
Get another carrot and when they come home just start chompping down on it nonchalantly. Total power move to establish your dominance.
Cucumbers are better for...uhh...vitamin D? idk
IDK, this carrot looks rich in vitamin D
I'd eat it. I don't mind leftovers and I hate waste.
it might be that it wasn't used for eating
No one does, judging by the look of that one. 🤫
Give it a nibble. You might like it.
This is remarkably common among visitors to A&E.
Have you seen the price of dildos? I can't blame people for getting creative with household objects!
Accident and emergency people?
I think it is accident and emergency wards
Now the sentence makes more sense ....
It might go well in a fresh salad or stew.
I don't think that's for eating
Never heard of a Shower Orange? Just a veggie version of that I imagine... I'm sure...
Bugs Bunny
Showers are for oranges or IPAs.
Nobody.
Someones in the mood for a vitamin alright…. Vitamin D!!!! Lmfao