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[–] InevitableWaffles@midwest.social 76 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"For every unpaid for grain of rice, I will create a new food desert." - Bezos, probably.

[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What about all the unpaid wages?

[–] InevitableWaffles@midwest.social 28 points 2 years ago

That's the loophole for the 13th amendment. We all get convicted of theft because we steal to survive then they put us back in our same jobs as wards of the state for no pay. It's the real long game.

[–] grte@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago

Those lead to more Amazon distribution centres.

[–] Iwasondigg@lemmy.one 17 points 2 years ago

Nice dig at Target.

[–] ArtificialLink@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Why does it feel like so many ppl in the comments ate the onion?

[–] verbalbotanics@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

For fun, try asking the produce employees how much they "cull" every week. Remember, it's not theft if you do it to yourself!