this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2025
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Tan Eggs

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"When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg"


For posts about animals that loosely fit the description above. While the animal does not have to hit all the requirements, it should hit some of them:


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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I know which one I'm clicking

(the rabbit, cos he's cute as a button and can pinpoint enemies with laser accuracy in counterstrike)

[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 5 points 1 month ago

!!!!!!!

Look at the cutie lil babby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

I'd say name 'em Maus, but it seems that hardly anyone's read that classic...

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, that's called a table.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 5 points 1 month ago

Damnit! when you’re right, you’re right.