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Chaotic evil, we keep the bread in the fridge.

Slipknot all day everyday. Fast to tie and untie nothing to lose like a clip or a rubber band. Plus it's just a small bit of fun

Neutral Evil for me. Almost the laziest option, but willing to put in the barest amount of effort.

What is the bottle hack? I do the old twist and tuck, but I store it in the oven, which is just a big bread box.

I used to be a chaotic evil, but then I learned how to actually tie things. Not a joke I'm autistic and couldn't get the hang of tying until well into my adulthood when it became required for my job that I get tying down.

I am lawful evil, future me has been cursing past me ever since

I just leave bread on the table and throw out the bag.

No love for twist ties here

So I’m neutral good and my wife is lawful neutral. At least we’re partially aligned.

NG. Maybe LN. But I had a housemate who was pretty much CE.

Clothespins for me. I hate plastic. Yearning for non plastic bags now.

Chaotic evil ಠ_ಠ

Knot with a little loop pushed through for easy opening and tuck.

Chaotic neutral, except I don't tuck it

lawful neutral

I know this kind of post is not supposed to be taken seriously, but they're so haphazard and forced that I don't find them funny. I'm getting sick of these billions of poorly-thought-out "moral + lawful alignment" charts for things that have little to no morality or lawfulness attached, trying to tell us what kind of person we are if we do what, and being wildly off-the-mark. For this one and most others, most of the entries are "lawful good/neutral", because they are valid and effective ways to protect your fucking bread, done by someone who sees it important to do so. If you really want to start categorizing the way tons of different people do shit, find a more appropriate format.