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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Imagine thinking that person behind that hole is a woman

[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why tf would I want that?! The swordsman will always handle a sword better than an archer.

[–] rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Good answer ☝️

[–] cabb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

How are women archers in this analogy?

[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 weeks ago

I was just using archer because it's the first thing that came to mind that was kinda similar and fitting but didn't use a sword tbh

The armourer would be a better analogy if they are making lots of ring armour.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

A good hole operator does not unveil their identity nor gender. A good hole operator does not speak and does no leave the hole until all patrons have left the area.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do women even use gloryholes in public? Aren't these more popular in men's bathrooms?

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean how would they even do that... Women are not allowed on the men's side!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

[wriggles uncomfortably in transgender bathroom debate]

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey he only said women. Nothing about what's in their pants, just their identity. And No Girls Allowed is absolutely trans-inclusive in my book.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Well, if a transgender ban goes in place in the USofA, transwomen will end up in the men's bathrooms. So I guess the meme works in the end!

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's why you don't talk. Shove it through the hole and just enjoy.

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Any (consenting) hole’s a goal!

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

A hole is a hole. It's all pink on the inside

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] molten@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I'll skip this one and take the next package

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow, solid journalism haha. Turns out to not be a real story. I mean, it's kind of obvious, but I bet a lot of people beleive it.

[–] match@pawb.social 9 points 1 month ago

there should be a law in journalism that if a suspicious story is masturbation material it is probably not true

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Whang! made a video about it, it's probably fake af

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You could easily replace the girl with a guy and the joke doesn't change, no?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

It would certainly be more accurate.

[–] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean sure, thing is it's pretty rare to find it with a guy

[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was under the impression that glory holes were and are predominantly used by the gay community.

[–] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I meant more for the meme. Like, a meme with a guy rather than a woman

[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This is my first time seeing this specific meme. But I'd imagine glory hole jokes are pretty mixed. If you see something I don't, that's okay, your view is perfectly valid.

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

the opposite of irl glory holes!

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, that's what's wrong with this. /s

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Where? I don't see it. And I'm usually good at seeing it. Help me out?

Edit: I somehow missed the comment in the picture. Derp

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

in this case it's misandry actually