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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
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[–] artifex@lemmy.zip 111 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It’s what the internet was made for.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)

grab your dick and double click

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[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

I'm a practicing gastrointestinal and thoracic surgeon for 20 years and MY dick is a murder weapon

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)
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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 91 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Meanwhile I've seen videos of a woman somehow taking a dildo in her vagina that should have reached all the way into her chest cavity. I don't know how that works, but it scared me; which meant I had to send it to all my fem friends c:

Edit: they were like, "that's not how vaginas work, what the fuck" and my response was mostly, "I know, that's why I sent it to you lmao"

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Those dildos are usually soft and bendy. not a stake that will force it's way though tissues.

also, Someone show those surgeons those videos.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Vlad the Impaler disliked this

Who knows, maybe he would have lost his fortune on the BadDragon website

[–] Noja@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

from lilyjunex, she says the dildo goes past the cervix into the posterior fornix , it's done with practice and stretching

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cervix? Posterior Fornix? Damn, girl! How many pussies you got!?

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Can you show me some of those videos? I want to masturbate to them.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Asking for a friend? For research? No?

Ok, go ahead please.

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[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

and as a gay man that’s into fisting i know from personal experience that you can fit an arm up to the shoulder inside your digestive system!

plenty of videos of that online too

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[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 63 points 1 month ago (6 children)

You can't show us only halve of the conversation. Show us the anime pic they're talking about!

[–] JayGray91@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

I concur. We need to assess it as well.

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

we need the video of the woman with the tape measure saying "this is ok. this is great. This will make me go to the hospital"

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

then stich it with those girls who take a massive bad dragon that's bigger than the penetrated line.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

"This exxotixx realistic griphon penis is over 3 meters long. Lucky for me, the human intestines measure up to over 7 meters, so this should only get me half full!"

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I understand biology, but I've also seen a woman shoving a bad dragon tentacle literally 2 feet long all the way inside her pussy and seeing it bluge above her belly button. And the fucking base of the dildo was like 7 inches in diameter.

So I guess nature finds a way...

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have a scar on my stomach that looks like this scale. I don't know when I can unsee this until then I wholeheartedly hate OOP for this image I'll now see in the mirror (⁠ ⁠・ั⁠﹏⁠・ั⁠)

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Can you add marks like these?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What's more dubious is the ability of a penis you penetrate any of the relevant tissues without also suffering injury. Not that it isn't possible, but no way are you going through the diaphragm with human strength, not without also doing serious damage to the penis they're tough, but they aren't jam-through-a-wall-of-muscle tough

Plus, past a fairly reasonable length, there's a small chance it wouldn't be hard enough. It's already soft on the glans, the giving some cushion. Really big cocks can have trouble maintaining a truly hard erection. Not like it's some kind of definite every time thing, but a cock that's maybe 18 inches long, no way is it going to be fully self supporting. Even guys in the ten inch range get a little floppy at times.

So ramming that thing through even the cervix is dubious. Anal isn't even a guarantee that the cock could tear through intestinal walls. That can happen, but it's rare.

You need one of the new armor-penetrating penises.

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[–] MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No one ever seems to discuss which hole this is happening in first lol

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would hope it's not the urethra, though at this point it's really much of a muchness.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it was the anus, it would the hella curvy, and many people actually can pull that off. One side effect may be that going deep with thicker things, you will get megacolon, which in turn can give you the worst kind of constipation for the rest of your life.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Megacolon sounds a lot cooler than it really is.

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[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 26 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Drops this NSFW link by accident haha oops!

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[–] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The uterus expands to just under the lungs during pregnancy. It should be possible for some madman (and madwoman) to cause the cervix to dilate and just keep on stretching the uterus until it's long enough.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
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[–] philpo@feddit.org 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It does so over multiple months. It is very averse to so spontaneously, as every OB/GYN might tell you. Always causes stressful situations in the OR.

(Beside...the cervix is more or less a one way device. That would surely make it rupture. )

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

They should test it out on each other to find out who's right. Loser wins.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Me: It's a drawing, it doesn't have to conform to reality.

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

Wild that there are so many oversized dicks out there that Dr Chris could make his career from patching ladies back up.

[–] neuromorph@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

This is what the internet is for.

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

I scrolled past this eye catching tummy while at salon LMAO

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