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[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Though let us consider the ch-ch-ch-ch-changes that would actually be necessary for each of these to exercise real choice in the matter at hand:

The Public: Die, because that is the only thing that doesn't actively destroy the biosphere, because you have no actual meaningful control over anything

Farmers: Change professions, likely losing everything (at which point they become "The Public"), because you can't even control what seeds you buy (See: Agricorps), let alone anything else you do with the land, and it's all a monopsony, anyway (See: Agricorps) so you can't even choose who buys your crops or for how much you sell them.

Government: Literally the only thing required here is to take a long view and invest in infrastructure that also has huge short-term benefits. Realistically, the actual reason is because the politicians get money from the corpocrats (See: Agricorps), and don't want to not get money from the corpocrats.

Agricorps: It is explicitly against their fiduciary duty to tank the value of long-term investment in their own business by making the planet uninhabitable. The only change required is to actually hold to fiduciary duty, rather than "number go up, STONKS".

Huh, it's almost as if there are very specific problems that can be traced to a single, specific spiderman here... interesting.

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I believe that's the point of the original meme. I hesitate to say "whoosh," as you did eventually get to the the same interpretation, but you definitely took the pretty blatant subtext and made it text.

Then again, I still upvoted you

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I disagree. It seems to me that it's equivocating and saying that all of these groups are equally bad and at fault, and are just pointing fingers at each other. I am trying to make it very clear that there is a hierarchy of blame, and it's the same one as the hierarchy of wealth.

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The message I got was that the system's to blame for making this the equilibrium point

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And the system was designed by, bribed into existence by, and enforced with violence and propaganda by...

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh absolutely! I was just working with what we were given.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

🇮🇱? /s

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I take great solace in knowing that for all the dirty tricks we play on one another to fuck each other over and get moar, greed made climate change itself cannot be bribed, discredited, scapegoated, cut in, threatened, me too-ed, or divided into attacking itself instead. That shit only works on other humans but it's hilarious to see humanity try anyway, because it's all we know to do for our problems.

I feel bad for all the innocent species we're taking with us, and the ecosystem for the next 2 or so million years while the earth recovers from us as it has with other runaway metastatic mistakes of evolution that threatened the whole, see the trees of the carboniferous period, but Im glad our reign of terror on this world, the creatures on it, and each other will end soon, and no amount of human bullshitting will save us.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Don't forget the anaerobes, which generated so much oxygen that they poisoned themselves nearly to extinction and made the entire atmosphere a toxic miasma for themselves, without which all multicellular life would not exist!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didn't the Proterozoic era happen a few billion years, and possibly a couple of snowball periods later than that? I thought the aneribic stuff happened pretty early and made Earth hotter than Venus, at the time.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Absolutely, but aerobic life is more able to harness efficient energy with the use of oxygen's INSANE reactivity, and that change was only possible because the anaerobes turned 20+% of the atmosphere into the elemental molecular form of the second-most electronegative element in the universe. Even plants, which produce oxygen gas during photosynthesis, use oxygen to power ATP synthesis. Oxygenation of the planet was absolutely requisite to allow the evolution of eukaryotic multicellular life.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That's why we just target the people with the most money and power and drag them down to our mortal world.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Comma splice party.