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On the 1st of April the local news should replace their nights broadcast of actual real news, with a live reporting segment that reports on the pressing issue of women's queefs. (lemmy.world)
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"Tonight on QUEEF WATCH! We take a look at various queefs across the city, and ask bartenders if they can identify their patrons by the sound of their queef!

cut to clip

queef noise

"That was Laura."

queef noise

"That was Britney."

queef noise

"That was Abby."

"And later on the show, we'll be interviewing three generations of women. A woman, a daughter, and a grand daughter to find out which generation has the superior queef!"

"Wouldn't all of them be daughters though? Every woman is SOMEBODIES daughter..."

"Well, yeah, but I said it like that so you got a sense of the generations"

"Yeah, I get that, but it's still a weird thing to say. It distracts more than it attracts."

queef noise

"That was Amber."

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[–] dumbass@quokk.au 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some thoughts should stay in people's heads.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Pains me to say, but dumbass is right.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

This reads like Matt Stone and Trey Parker wrote it aside from the middle, that part was stale, you should of had Samantha on, we both know her queefs would have had the people right where we want them.

It wasn't the writing, just the guests.