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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

War Crime Benji is concerned the truth casts shade on Israel ?

And he calls it anti semetic?

Maybe syphilis is affecting the language centers of his brain, because he seems to have no understanding of that word.

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Can we make hoarding wealth anti semetic, too? Or bribery of politicians? No? Then let's stop throwing this shit around like it has the same meaning anymore. The calls are from inside the house.

[–] utopiah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

"Zionism: you made your mum live inside the washing machine and she got dizzy from the spinning which made her vomit and you point at that vomit and call it antisemitism"

... from "Mum Does The Washing" by Joshua Idehen.

That shtick got old long ago already.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

So does Destiny! They should hang out.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

His very existence is anti-Semitic. Hope he gets gaddafied eventually.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

They should publish a static list of all things anti-semitic because it seems confusing.

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Antisemitic has lost all meaning when it just serves to perpetuate genocide.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I spilled my milk and was enraged by the anti-semitism.

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Alright, I spent a bit too long on this so I may as well post it somewhere.
Miles is Antisemitic

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