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[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Beware of Dihydrogen Monoxide. It’s very dangerous!!!

  • Causes thousands of deaths annually (via inhalation)
  • Accelerates corrosion of metals
  • Found in every cancerous tumour
  • Major component of acid rain
  • Leads to severe burns in gas form
  • Detected in baby food and vaccines

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[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I agree that hydroxile hydride is the best, but the dihydro ether one is wrong. Ethers are defined by carbon bound to oxygen. No carbon bound to oxygen? No ether!

[–] ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hydroxyl hydride feels wrong given that hydride is H-. So what's a good name for HO+...? Oxenium hydride? Hydrenium hydride? (comparing carbonium (CR4H+) vs carbenium (CR3+) and oxonium/hydronium (H3O+))

[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good point, maybe hydroxonium for OH+? I just know I never want to be in the same lab as a real OH+ species. Sounds like one of those "things I don't want to work with"

[–] ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

-onium is usually an extra group/proton (carbonium, oxonium, bromonium...). HO+ isn't too hard to approximate--just take a hydroperoxide or peroxyacid and add strong acid like with piranha :)

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Here's some other dank names from the Wikipedia info card thing:

  • Oxidane
  • Hydrogen oxide
  • Hydrogen hydroxide (H2O or HOH)
  • Hydroxylic acid
  • Dihydrogen monoxide
  • Dihydrogen oxide
  • Hydric acid
  • Hydrohydroxic acid
  • Hydroxic acid
  • Hydroxoic acid
  • Hydrol
  • μ-Oxidodihydrogen
  • κ1-Hydroxylhydrogen(0)
  • Aqua
  • Neutral liquid
  • Oxygen dihydride
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

Hydrol sounds like bottled water you'd buy at the pharmacy

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

Star rust is also a cool name

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Doesn't an acid have to be an acid, though?

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

amphotericity is some weird shit, so yes. Water also an acid. (100% butchered the translation)

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In that situation, is it called hydroxic acid, as OP says?

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

yes, but also in other situations too. It's a valid name for water.

[–] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

It can behave like an acid by donating a proton when mixed with a stronger base.

[–] ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

I think oxenium hydride would be more appropriate than hydroxyl taking into account the polarity of the two fragments (HO+ and H-), though AFAIK there is no standardized name for HO+.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Clearly I didn’t pay attention in chemistry

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago