Kelly was inspired to make this due to the creation our new comm I swear.
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The "sophisticated audiophiles" listening to CDs instead of vinyl is a nice touch.
"Sophisticated audiophiles" will argue until they're blue in the face over whether or not the objectively measurable accuracy of CDs is better than the "warmth" of vinyl. Deeply unserious people.
Laughs in the archival longevity of vinyl while foil layers peel off
Two words: cable elevators.
Well, they are higher fidelity.
does kelly fucking look at hexbear??
*latest fad
Waiting for his take on outdoor cats
I'm convinced Kelly browses hexbear.
I wonder if they'd do an in-character ama with doodle responses.
styx, foghat, kansas, asia
i especially like that the fantasy includes the hot sophisticated older woman complimenting his pun-based owns
Going to have to sit down with Mr. Stan Kelly and explain to him he's too damned horny for the toons he draws.
Unfortunately, being horny for the stuff you draw is the fastest way to get better at drawing.
I've been learning for a bit now and when I practice with something horny I pay much closer attention and use a lot more care
Jokes aside, the best way to get better at art really is just practice.
...Which is why all the horny artists are so good; they're motivated so they practice more.
(If you'd like some actual advice, focus on getting fast over getting good. Once you're fast you can just do more practice faster, and quickly overtake anyone who focused on being good first.)
(...Also if you're fast enough you can crank out something serviceable between starting to feel horny and needing to get off. Oh no the horny artists keep winning.)
That's all pretty good advice; thanks!
If that was true, all the middle and highschoolers that draw dicks and boobs all over their desks would be incredible artists by now.
The purpose of drawing a cartoon dick on your desk isn't titillation, it's to make your friends laugh.
Seeking social approval is very low on the list of ways to get better at drawing.
also you don't need to get good at drawing to do cartoon dicks. In fact if they're too good they would make people uncomfortable
Literally a quarter of this website when that person suggested creating the taylorswift comm lmao
"deferring ladies" lol Kelly can make the same joke 1000x about the unsubtle captioning in political cartoons and I never stop enjoying it
:swiftie-sicko:
who's gonna do it?
Guy Fidelity. It's guys only.
I like how the "latest fad" is usually something that's been a thing for years if not decades.
How does he doing it?!?!! Amazing
This one is so good. Foghat lmao
The dude should be holding Aja by Steely Dan
Yes
Omg my profile picture guy is in this one
Tag yourself, I'm obsessed know nothing girls
i'm a stellar compact disc collection
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styx and kansas lmao
ok kelly, show yourself
I like Kansas 
ladies love Kansas
we have fun here, but 38 special wrote the ultimate jam for hanging out at Pizza Hut, playing the table top pacman before heading over to the roller rink hoping for a couples-only skate with someone in a unicorn shirt.
I really don't like Taylor Swift, but her fanbase is unfathomably based in my experience.
I'd be lying if I wasn't thinking of getting into vinyl