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[–] 50shadesofautism@lemmy.zip 99 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Closest one, the two you replied to aren't even close.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 68 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I only recently learned that Borat unintentionally did the human race a favor by causing Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock's divorce.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 57 points 9 months ago (3 children)

You made me look it up and holy fuck is this a dick move:

The couple, who married just four months ago, reportedly got into an explosive argument at Universal studio chief Ron Meyer's house two weeks ago. Meyer screened Borat for Rock, Anderson, and several others, and Rock considered Anderson's performance, of which he apparently knew nothing whatsoever, so embarrassing and infuriating that he reputedly called her a "slut" and a "whore." Since then, relations between the two have gone from bad to worse, and Anderson announced that the split was for real on her website Monday (Nov. 27).

I figured kid rock just had a dumb sense of humor and thought it was funny to repeatedly call her “my wife,” but apparently he preferred slut shaming her. I’m also confused about how you marry Pamela Anderson without being cool with her doing sexy things on camera.

That said, it’s nearly twenty years ago and was initially reported by the New York Post, so take it with a grain of salt.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

Well, yeah, she's supposed to be an absolute smokeshow so people know he's won (and are jealous of him) for marrying her. But she shouldn't "show" anything because that's for him only.

Be a sex icon, but chastely.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It worked out better for her. Seems that she's grown beyond a sex symbol and enjoying her life

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I don’t think being a sex symbol is something you need to grow out of, but you absolutely need to grow out of relationships where you get slut shamed and I’m glad she did.

[–] vala@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Didn't she make a literal porn video with some rockstar?

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Her first husband, yes

[–] mydoomlessaccount 20 points 9 months ago

At my job, I quite often see "Monday, Wednesday, Friday" abbreviated to MWF.

I read it in the voice once. It has proven to be the gift that never stopped giving.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately my wife does not appreciate her wife doing the voice. Doesn't stop me tho

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

🫡 Edit: such a missed opportunity, since you can both say it back to each other

[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

Single greatest reason to get married.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Even worse they say "the wife." I've met a few of those. Could not believe they actually talk that way.

Up there with people who use "female" far too much. Especially "females."

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The only way you can use "female" in that way is ironically and rhyming with "tamale"

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 months ago

hot, tamales
hot hot, tamales

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I just got married and I’m very very conscious of how I say that phrase.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

sorry but can you explain?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I don’t want to sound like Borat ever, even by accident, because I adore my wife

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not living up to your username there

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I love her enough to drop the bit.

She’s really that amazing.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Say it with me, "My wife has an inner ear infection."

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 9 months ago

Unintentional Borat also happens a lot when people at work start talking about “learnings”

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Fus Roh Divorce!

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The skeevy teacher from Azumanga Daioh?

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 months ago

MAEI WAIAFU

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 1 points 9 months ago

Kimura-sensei did nothing wrong

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I always think of the lpotl version of "my wife"

[–] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

I can hear Henry's sweat

[–] MycarHolmes@quokk.au 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Did you really, though? Like, you actually said it?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

He is retired? My brother Bilo...

[–] hubobes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

At this point I am using the voice of Wolf from The great north when he does the actual voice. I don't remember how it actually sounds.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

I used to do that all the time when I lived in Van Nuys.

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

I always hear Doug Benson doing it