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So what you do is you stand on the side of the road, in a cardboard box/lemonaid stand, and it's painted with a sign that says "Join cult here".

Then you go on to tell everyone who's interested in joining that you'd be interested in taking over their daily autonomy, so that you may control what they think, what they do, when they pee, when they sleep, you control their wallet, you control their sex life, their love life, their marriage, everything. You control every aspect of their life, and all they have to do is obey and worship.

Then you hand them a clipboard with an application and a pen on a chain.

At no point do you try to deceive them. You openly tell them that your intentions are to abuse them, take their money, and have them worship false idols, namely you, while you take advantage of them and their family for the rest of their lives. Which if history has taught us anything, will probably end in a mass suicide in some sort of religious ritual.

Then just amass an army of people who joined for whatever reason. What could go wrong?

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i attempted something like this in highschool. it was a hamster-worshiping cult. i convinced a dozen or so people to join.

good fun.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Make it even weirder. It's a democratic cult. You all worship a 20' tall version of Lady Liberty. You believe in absolute simple merciless majoritarian rule. What the majority wants, the majority gets. No excepts. No issue to big or small. Nothing too invasive or morally wrong. You make all decisions democratically. Someone in the cult proposes something, and everyone votes on it. Simple majority vote wins for everything. You still have no amount of autonomy. Your sex life will be decided by a simple majority vote. All your assets will be held in common. There is no charismatic leader, and things work more like a New England town hall. What positions of authority that exist within the cult do little more than run the cult meetings. They don't have any authority on their own. And be careful who you anger. You can be divorced by simply majority vote. You can be banished penniless onto the street by simple majority vote. You can be executed by simple majority vote. Your life is now a popularity contest. Instead of bowing to a charismatic leader, you are crushed beneath a literal tyranny of the majority.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty much what we have now.