Day 17171. I still find myself stuck in the future. In fact all efforts to return to real time has failed. The antipodal time lords invoked a yearly time warp ritual this morning and upon waking up I find myself another hour further into the future.

The god like power of knowing the future is starting to become a burden but I remain vigilant and have stocked up on Vegemite and non-Fosters beer. The emus are coming ...

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did you cross into Sunday morning yet?

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

It is now Sunday morning. But I've been reliably informed tomorrow we'll have second Sunday, aka Labour Day public holiday.

Holding out for elevensies on Tuesday.

[–] supercriticalcheese@feddit.it 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dunno where you are OP but here is Thursday.

[–] genfood@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

North Korea 🇰🇵

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Tell Kimmy that I say hi

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Hell of a journey, huh?".

"Frodo, we're still in the Shire"

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, but if he takes one more step...

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Calm down Sam.

[–] TheOneCurly@lemmy.theonecurly.page 11 points 2 years ago

I have some amazing news for you...

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

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