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Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

How bizzare...

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If these weren’t traitor lunatics, this would be based and progressive.

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Nut coddler face

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

seems reasonabl

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Got it, he wants US to burn.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Looks just like his dad Johnny, who did not hit Lisa, despite her tearing him apart.

[–] Steven_T_Baxter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The veges can wait. It's hero time! (Its hard finding good help these days. Maybe reaching outside the box is your best option?)

[–] Tja@programming.dev 0 points 1 month ago

Iran approves this message.

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