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Original question by @HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"This episode was badly written!"

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

"It always stopped at one on the show."

[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

"I am completely. Out. Of ammo."

slumps down.

"...that's never happened to me before."

[–] Binturong@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

You're gonna need a bigger boat...

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My word is like my balls. I don't break em for nobody!

[–] Venicon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

‘Have we anything resembling a plan? ‘Uhuh, ride to we find them, kill them all.’

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Venicon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was actually quoting 13th Warrior but my gods Tombstone is such a great movie!

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Oops, there's a similar quote from Tombstone. Haven't seen 13th Warrior in a long time, but it's about time to rewatch

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You know what 'ol Jack Burton says at a time like this?

[–] towerful@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Cool Beans

movieHot Rod

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"

[–] ilmagico@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You're entering a world of pain

[–] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Greetings programs!

I prefer to think of them fighting evil in another dimension.

This means something.

Your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum!

There's no fighting in the war room!

Sire! The Great Leslie escaped with a friar!... He escaped with a chicken?!!!

Of course I denied installing CCTV in the nursery! What the hell would they watch?!!!

I think what we have here... Is a failure to communicate!

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Bread makes you fat??

  • scott pilgrim
[–] Manxome@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Mom, Dad, don’t touch it! It’s evil!

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Dispatch war rocket 'Ajax' to bring back his body."

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

That one also works with queen fans who have never seen the movie

[–] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Pretty bird

How about them apples

[–] LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Who wants a mustache ride?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

"I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks."

"37."

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

COME. Out. Of. The. Spaceship.

[–] elkalbil@jlai.lu 2 points 1 month ago

You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend: those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

[–] kbal@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

It's okay, everybody relax. I'm here.

[–] AnalogNotDigital@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 month ago

But for me, it was Tuesday.

Negative ghost rider the pattern is full.

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

"Police... men?"

[–] gedhrel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I am no messenger.

But I do bring you a message:

the message - of death!

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