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How do you like to keep your balls from spontaneously exploding? (lemmy.world)
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Original question by @toomanypancakes@lemmy.world

If you don't have balls of your own they've been graciously donated to you for this question and twenty minutes thereafter

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[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Every year, thousands of men die from blue balls.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

The only way to prevent a spontaneous explosion is with a controlled explosion.

[–] ultranaut@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Mind over matter.