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[–] ceph@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I urge Trump to go fuck himself.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

With all his golf clubs at the same time

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

No thanks, I'm good.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago
[–] TheDeadlySquid@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

I urge him to get bent!

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Maybe he'll trip and impale himself on a golf club soon

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