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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 131 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"By the way both families live together in the same house".

Ain't no way in hell that, intentionally or unintentionally, there hasn't been some partner swapping.

[–] stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 70 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What's the point of swapping tho

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's the point of twins marrying twins? Surely at least some of that point is kinkiness...

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Might be more of a reflection of your own bias 😉

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

easy swinging every other weekend

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So that you can have some gay sex?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Just because they're twins doesn't mean they behave identically in every way.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Poly relationships can be much more fun than monogamous relationships. You just need boundaries and to leave the jealousy at the door.

[–] Aermis@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Have you met twins? Like seen them daily? Enough to know them even partially personally? There's more than enough differences in each to tell them apart.

Your fantasy would be 100% intentional.

[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 109 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I bet lunch that they swap

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 75 points 1 month ago

"Of course its yours. See? The DNA test matches."

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You really think the brothers fuck each other?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

They're twins so genetically it's just masturbation, right?

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago

Feel bad for who got the ugly one

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There is no fucking way I’d coordinate outfits if I had a twin.

Is being twins these peoples whole personality?!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, though tbf that's something society kind of pushes them into.

Also, we all know they partner swap...

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

It's all one big family....it's not like they can prove indefinitely.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Was the “Twins day festival” for the picture too?

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I knew Identical twins. They got so fed up with people asking "Are you really Identical?" They would just say fucked up things. "No not 100%, I got molested he didnt."

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What does the '38' mean? I thought it was the age of the women, but there's no age given for the men, so that doesn't seem likely. So instead it makes it sound like one is a cyborg named 'Briana 38'.

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The kids look like they know something is wrong.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago

Perhaps in 30 or 40 years we get an interesting memoir. Maybe even two.

[–] blackbeards_bounty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Twins my cheeks... Left couple cuter

[–] Carrot@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

Genuinely think it's just that the left couple seems happier

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Feels more like a Multiplicity type situation TBH

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Metz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Bothers me that this fights were made so easy. I think patch 1.5 changed that. Before that this was a really hardcore fight that took freaking 5-10 minutes of dancing and dodging. its was brutal. now you can just punch them out with a couple of hits.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I remember having to come back with gorilla arms tl beat them

And it was better that way, more cyberpunk

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

As an identical twin, I'd like to say "fucking weird but you do you, good luck!"

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

you know they all in some kinda sex deviancy.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Please may all of their conversations sound like those two Aussie sisters who speak in unison.

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

you can see the cracks forming already, one baby in go America gear, the other in generic baby gap stuff.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Cousin Brother and Cousin Sister lol

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

You know damn well odds are near even that those kids are actually half brothers

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

Child therapists call this scenario “the beach-house, yacht and Ferrari combo”.

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

but you know they back the blue!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago
[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It's kind of nice that the hot twins didn't marry each other

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 month ago

Freaks. We need to remove their ability to interact with the normal world.

[–] Lemming6969@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

There are many types of twins. The guys do not look identical, which is likely why the babies do not look identical.

They are identical twins.

And the babies don’t look identical because that’s not how it works. Otherwise you would be identical to all your siblings.